The Battle for Sector 219

My left eye is currently a pulsating orb of regret. Its been exactly 36 minutes since a dollop of volumizing shampoo-which, ironically, claims to be tear-free-migrated from my scalp directly into my cornea. The sting is sharp, a chemical reminder that what we put on our bodies often behaves in ways we dont anticipate.

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My left eye is currently a pulsating orb of regret. Its been exactly 36 minutes since a dollop of volumizing shampoo-which, ironically, claims to be tear-free-migrated from my scalp directly into my cornea. The sting is sharp, a chemical reminder that what we put on our bodies often behaves in ways we dont anticipate.

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